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Volume 9, Edition 37


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Madonna Hewitt

Madonna Hewitt Held 'Hostage' Half the Night

Madonna Hewitt was held "hostage" in the early morning hours by a gas station attendant some twenty miles from Hewitt's multi-million dollar mansion. "She couldn't pay, so she had to stay," said Paul Dahl, the attendant. Help came, some two hours later in the form of a crisp twenty dollar bill delivered by Hewitt's friend, Kittridge Moore.

"She was barefoot, had no money and looked as though she were crying," said Dahl. "Nice use of the subjunctive," was Hewitt's only response.

   

Camille Claudel

Madonna Hewitt Buys Sculpture for a Quarter of a Million Dollars

"I understand the pain she suffered," said Madonna Hewitt in explaining her purchase of a statue sculpted by Camille Claudel, mistress of Rodin. Indeed, Claudel was a tormented woman whose last days were spent in an institution. The statue is that of a woman tripping over her own garments in pursuit of something unseen. It is titled "A Propos de Rien."

It was not stated if the statue is to be donated or loaned to a museum or if the purchase was of a personal nature.

   

Madonna Hewitt

Candidate's Wife Enters Amateur Topless Contest?

Ray Barber, owner of Snoops Topless Showcase bar, swears it's true. Madonna Hewitt, through her husband Preston Hewitt's attorneys, says its a
lie. Regardless, the video surveillance cameras at Snoops seem to confirm that Madonna Hewitt did, indeed, dance topless as part of an amateur night contest.

The contestant in question used the name Cassandra Peaks. Madonna Hewitt has a sister named Cassandra living in Chicago.

   

Madonna Hewitt

Abandoned Car Belongs to Madonna Hewitt

An expensive, Italian-bodied Cadillac sports car found abandoned last night at the Ocean Park Pier belongs to Madonna Hewitt, police say. The car was discovered by a police cruiser at 3:00 a.m. with its engine running and headlights illuminated. The police have impounded the car and Hewitt has yet to contact them. When the Breeze reached her by telephone at her home, she hung up without comment.

   

Kittridge Moore

Charity Fundraiser Announced

Kittridge Moore has announced the upcoming fund raiser to benefit the Madonna Hewitt Foundation, a home for battered women. Offering herself as a contestant, she announced the first annual Bachelor and Bachelorette Auction. Joining her on the auction block will be some of Briarwood's most eligible: Jack L. Hyde, plastic surgeon; Carole Jean Collins, District Attorney; Court Fairchild, local businessman; and Courtney Roberts, reporter for the local television station. Skippy Hayworth, host of the television game show "A Run for the Money" will moderate the event. The prize to the highest bidder is an elegant dinner at one of Briarwood's prestigious restaurants.

   

Madonna Hewitt

Anonymous Man has 'Hewitt Tape' for Sale

A man, who refused to give his name, contacted the classified advertising department of the Breeze yesterday and attempted to place an ad selling copies of a surveillance videotape from Snoop's Topless Showcase nightclub. The ad promised footage of a woman, purported to be Madonna Hewitt, taking part in an amateur strip contest.

The Breeze refused to accept the ad.

   


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